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(816): View more from Missouri

Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?

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(201): View more from New Jersey

i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.

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(214): View more from Texas

does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??

(817): View more from Texas

dude, everything can mix, this is college.

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(720): View more from Colorado

By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."

(815): View more from Illinois

oh god.

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(816): View more from Missouri

My mom asked me if I was being satisfied, sexually. And then discussed positioning.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.

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(480): View more from Arizona

it's like russian roulette but with a penis

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(703): View more from Virginia

Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.

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(605): View more from South Dakota

You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.

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