There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
My 12 y/o god son's bandmate just asked me to their school dance. Still he's a better catch than the last one...
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
So gin and wine won't be happening again
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
Drunk enough that you donated $50 to taco bell, because they serve a great purpose.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
Also I told several people at the bar last night that my dad the alligator wrestler died wrestling an alligator. So if anyone asks that's real.
Randomize
