And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
i was unsuccessful, further solidifying for me that girls should not masturbate.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
You had the nerve to crowd surf to your own bedroom.. I guess watching Aladdin high was probably the best idea ever
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
I think I just cured my dogs munchies
So I almost just died there. And we need a new garage door.
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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