One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
I am about to be in my happy place. (the shower with a 6 pack)
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
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Apparently he's into classy girls that wear sweaters and don't throw up on him when they go out.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
michael burned off one of his eyebrows making a pizza so he had to shave off the other one to make it look even. it doesn't look right, but I'd still bang him.
Sex on the scooter in the parking lot wasn't the smartest idea. Actual quote from the cop as he handed me the ticket and fist bumped me.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
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You've created a tinder dominating monster.
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
I was gonna jerk off, but then I thought about that movie last night and it killed that idea. I have serious boner trauma.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
Last night was fun. Sorry I slipped out before you woke up
Also, your parents get up REALLY early. Please thank them for the bagel and travel mug of coffee. Happy Thanksgiving!
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