I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Just found a quarter that has been stuck to my boob since at least last night.
He's drunk and putting on a tie for the jimmy john's delivery guy
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
All I have in my new place is coke and a treadmill.. it's workout Wednesday
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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