? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
He's on drugs...like drugs for horses.
I just found a 1/2 inch of mimosa in my shoe.
You should get more absorbent shoes.
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
That was the most comfortable bag of doritos I have ever slept on!
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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