rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
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Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
Did you rob me and blame it on the strippers?
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
I made a bet with her that she would show me her tits if I finished my beer. Only on spring break.
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
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somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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