At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
Running late for a date because I couldn't get my clothes out from under the dude I spent the night with in time to leave when I planned. This is my life.
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
Quick I need a sexy way to say "suck your balls"
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