This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
I don't need to know how horny your mother is, hun.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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