Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
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you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
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im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Will do. If it all falls thru I'm just gonna set up a sprinkler in my back yard and run thru it while taking jello shots. Perfect alternative to my 29th bday.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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