have you ever noticed that homeless people never have acne. suck it proactive
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
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put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
But in the grand scheme of things, "should i bang a hot roommate or a sexy giant" is really not a bad lot in life
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
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My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
Just walked into the library with a case of Strawberitas in hand.. no one said a word.. I think they were just impressed I knew where the library was
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
At one point did I say I have a doctorate in fuck u?
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