I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I voted for him because his wife supports his raging sex life.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
i swear, you were born with a blunt in one hand and somebody else's wallet in the other.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Trying to coordinate a drug deal while taking a psych test is not easy.
My boobs are literally freaking out because I've been wearing a bra for more than three hours....I need to go out more...
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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