Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
So, I'm tripsitting Ruben cause he's on LSD, and he's starting to eat the chair because 'it is evil' according to him... I can't choose: should I stop him or film it?
Who knows. Maybe the world would be a better place if more people sent their drug dealers thank you cards.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
The brides mom put a 6 year old in charge of me to make sure I don’t get too drunk before the wedding
sad thing: we were only a shot away from an orgy. good thing: we all got laid.
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