Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He told me he breastfed 'til he was six. That explains the obsession with me getting fake tits. Is it a red flag?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
Pushiiing vjews 4 ma daz caik
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it's my birthday, i should be around people i want to fuck
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
im lying in bed trying to choke myself out because being awake hurts too much
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
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