Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
office poll is still running 100% that Spencer Pratt is more disturbing than David Carradine's death
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He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I think whatever his name is just puked on the stairs. Just an fyi for the morning. Love you.
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
We've already decided our costumes for next Halloween. She's going as Cookie Monster and I'm going as Elmo. She's just going to ask for Oatmeal Cookie shots, and I'm asking for Red-Headed Slut shots.
Dude, its January.
We're going to do the voices too.
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I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I think I just sold a snake to a stoned teenager.
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
You slapped the bar and yelled "daddys thirsty!" at the lady behind the bar
To be fair I was thirsty
When she told you not to yell you looked directly at me and screamed "Man, she sucks!"
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