the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
he called me a worthless slut and then went 2 the bathroom 2 pee on the floor before leavin. but he was really hot and he left his jacket, should i call him?
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
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I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
We got kicked out after you decided to chase your shot using the soda gun behind the bar.
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
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I am too young to be this hungover
Is this your way of saying you want a sober 19th?
foreskin is a definite game changer
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
alcohol and riverdancing are a dangerous mix. have a spraind ankle. i die now
It's five in the morning. wtf?
He told me that he had never gotten a blow job. I sat there for a second, then thought "I MUST FIX THIS!" It was fucking fantastic.
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