guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
Idk how hard you fucked her, but you managed to leave permanent ass prints on my tempurpedic mattress.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
Heaven was on the 3rd floor and Hell was on the first. When the cop walked up he was confused as to who the noise complaint was for and wrote both apartments a noise violation.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
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