Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
He had the Transformers symbol tattooed to his chest. We had to do it doggy style so I could laugh into my pillow instead of his face.
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
Thank you for not boning my boss.
It wasn't a basement apartment, it's his parents basement. And he wanted to show me his pet tarantula collection. I NOPED THE FUCK OUT!
He literally said I should watch game of thrones while I was blowing him like is this the conversation you want to be having right now
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
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