Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Green mimosas i think yes
im getting coffee to go get coffee.
Im throwing up in my trash can so I can go throw up in the toilet. We're basically on the same level.
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I remember now some guy came over and hit on me and poured peppermint schnapps and chocolate syrup in my mouth. Pretty sure he was dressed like Santa....
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Ok wear gym clothes just in case we feel like going shitfaced to the gym
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
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He recreated the night that started all my mothers days. We shared a joint, drank Boones Farm, and dry humped to the Beastie Boys. Then I cried over MCA's death. Best. Gift. Ever.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
Why did I wake up with a skeleton in my bed? Is it from the lab?
Oh crap, that's where it ended up. Yeah, don't ask.
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