You need Jesus like Tony Danza needs another hit show.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
Dumb decision of the night...walking home drunk and smelling my pepper spray
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
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