Where did you get a picture of my penis
They are pre-gaming a trip to congress...not sure how politically correct the group is.
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
Apparently you need a permit for a flamethrower.
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
You're gonna judge me.
Howd you sleep with him already
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
My sister just poured me a dbl Ciroc on the rocks and said "the ice makes it festive." Honestly what a role model.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
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