mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
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You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
The bruises are from paintball. The money is from me being awesome
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
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We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
i have a strong feeling that today will be a naked day for me...i don't feel like doing shit
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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