How does, "Im sorry I was such an intoxicated bitch, I didn't mean anything I said" sound as an apology.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Yea, I had a chaperone thankfully. I'm in the fetal position attempting to eat captain crunch now.
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Come to find out, there is a place where binge drinking and aggressive head butting is completely appropriate. In a mosh pit, Travis is just a regular dude!
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
He left stubble rash on my thighs and cooked me bacon before 9am. I need to lock this down STAT
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Ik youre sleeping but fyi its 5:32am I'm sitting in the middle of the road bra less and shoeless with boxers in my hand and no ride. Shits real crazy.
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