Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
Hey when I die alone will you come by often enough so that my cats don’t eat my face?
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
We have so much sex to catch up on
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Randomize
