No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
If my nicknames are based on what I throw up, you can call me Jimmy Johns
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
Just saying goodbye until I figure this whole "warrant out for my arrest" thing
We picked up some guys dressed as shamrocks at taco bell. I will text you with further information.
So I ripped my crotchless fishnet body suit when my drunk ass tried to crawl through the crotch to put it on.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
I am never drinking with the goths again.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
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