dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
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my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
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You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
If you don't believe in my fighting skills, I don't know if we can be together
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
In the middle of pounding my asshole he stopped and said, "do you want to get breakfast after this?"
i believe in u and ur pee
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