Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
It's like a harem of immaturity and bad ideas...and that's coming from me
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
And my coffee table looks like something out of Scarface
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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