Oh i forgot. I hit on a mentally challenged girl too.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I queefed so loud it echoed.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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dude all you wanted to do was sleep under a bridge
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
If I come back covered in mud topless and banging on your door, please have a warm towel ready for me
No it's okay, we're just driving to random places with the portable stripper pole and causing a ruckus.
Oh that's normal
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I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
Don't try to sleep with work colleagues because he won't be able to get it up and you won't be able to look him in the eye ever again
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
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