It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
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Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
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You just kept yelling and saying, "IM NOT GOING TO STOP YELLING UNTIL YOU TAKE THAT SHOT"
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Get your heels and tits on! I’m not wasting a Brazilian because his fucking kid ate paste or Legos and ruined an afternoon suite sex and room service
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