Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
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idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
I'm pretty sure I had my drunk fortune told by a gay Miss Cleo last night. At least it's advice sober me can agree with.
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Swear to god our friendship has its limits. Stop peeing on the fucking refrigerator.
I'm going to make out with someone. I'm on a mission. I don't even care if I'm wearing beer goggles. As long as he's not shorter than me, gay, or a woman.
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I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
The worst thing about having to live at your parents again is the struggle to make up more excuses to cover up the booty calls.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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