Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
lets be honest. she's not NEARLY as much fun to fb creep since she got out of rehab...
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scarred for life. way too high and witnessed some chick give a dude head on the dance floor
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Went outside and he was playing rock paper scissors with a cop over a drunk in public ticket.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
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I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Just fucked up my mustache shaving, gonna have to take it off because now it makes me look like a pedophile
FYI your old mustache made you look like a pedophile
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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