sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
Just hide your weed in your baby brothers shirt. TSA wont check a baby, thats fucked up
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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