how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Unless you're gonna start buying my underwear, you have got to stop ripping it off of me.
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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