haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Dude I just heard my boss singing from the bathroom "I love making poop"
Cure to hiccups..road head..high five
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
do you think if she looks enough like a dude i have to come out to my parents?
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
So we were fooling around last night and suddenly Like A Virgin popped up on his itunes
OMG haha What did he say?
He told me that if I laughed, I would have to leave.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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