Seriously. Destroy her vagina. Do it like an angry baboon mating with a gentle manatee.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm pregaming before our pregaming dinner...with peanut butter and beer. I think I need to re-evaluate my budget...
Just the budget?
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I started dipping tositos in my screwdriver last night
then apparently I went "not bad" and continued
When the neighbors threatened to call the cops, he yelled at them that American laws didnt apply to him because he was Danish. He then sang his own version of "America fuck yeah" along to daft punk, then fell down the porch steps. Can we keep him?!?!
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
I deserve to have sex with a hot freshman ok
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
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