My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
YOU GOT KICKED OUT OF FIVE GUYS LAST NIGHT FOR THROWING PEANUTS AT THE PEOPLE WHO WORK THERE?!
correction: escorted out
porn star boner night. come get it.
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Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
Omg just remembered. I tried to kidnap a dog.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
I made out with a guy who was dressed as Borat
And like a minute in, I was like oh fuck what am I doing
Did you run away?
I DANCED AWAY.
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That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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