wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
Just saw a woman walking a golden retriever and a vacuum down the road. I miss downtown.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
At this point all my Tinder matches are telling me I'll be fucking the whole male population of UMass '17.
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
Just saw a car towing a guy on skis drive by so that’s how Syracuse is doing today.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
