Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I hope you get used to having plenty of sperm because you're never gonna get any.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
she wrote "SORRY" in her vomit and left
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
He wants to pour butter pecan flavored coffee creamer on me and lick it off. I'm like, dude, gross. French Vanilla ok? Ugh.
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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