its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I went to go pee and found a strand of your hair wrapped around my penis.
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
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This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
I had something called a trashcan. Never again. I almost fucked chewbacca.
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
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That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
But I did spend part of my morning scrubbing your cum off my grandmothers piano.
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
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