so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
"just because you look like a short version of scarlet johanson does not mean I would immediately fuck you" that was the single.most difficult thing to say. but seriously I don't want the roots of the whore tree anywhere near my junk.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
Apparently she almost had an affair at Outback Steakhouse, details to follow when I get home but the apple really doesn't fall far from the tree
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
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