We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
Every little girl dreams of the day when she picks up her fuck buddy because he's drunk at the gay bar again.
It's getting to the point where my ability to get dick pix during the work day is impressing even me. Take that, adulthood!
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He looked me deeply in the eyes and said "I don't want this to be the last time I see you.. Can I follow you on Instagram"
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
Randomize
