He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
he kept asking me if i had been in a pool or a lake recently, i didnt want to say i know where the swimmers ear came from. shower sex.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Is there evidence of another human being getting away with this/ not dying?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
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