Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I legitimately just tried to piss above my head. I got to my chest at highest. There's piss everywhere.
who put toothpaste on EVERY doorknob in my house?!
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
If I lock her out of the apartment right now would the neighbors have grounds to sue?
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
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