I can tuck mytits in my pants
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
You just projectile vomited on my dad across the table at waffle house.
Do you think he can smell the vodka?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
It would be one hovered percent delicioui
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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