All I have in my fridge is chocolate cake, pizza, spicy mayo sauce, beer, and weed. I love college
Friends don't let friends talk to people who live in Orlando. Sorry I've failed you.
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
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Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I should have known our good time had gone to shit when his ankle bracelet started flashing.
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
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Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Wow. I hope you were either doing that in your sleep or blacked out. You threw up then covered yourself in duct tape... i wish i got that on camera
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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