Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
WHY AREWNT YOU HERE SO MUCH FUN STUFF DO IT GET IN CAR NOW caps lock
I'm actually not sure I need to run today, between the crazy monkey sex and breaking into my own house.
It's a low moment when you're looking at your girlfriends tits on your daughter's phone..
She rode my dick so hard I momentarily lost hearing. I guarantee I had the better St Patrick's.
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I'm just a bitch and some people find it endearing
I told him I was ready for another round and he said, "after this part." What guy chooses James Bond over pussy?!
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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