I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
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WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
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After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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