we're blogging at a bar
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
yeah come on over we're just pre gaming for the grocery store
I have no valid justification for peeing in your kitchen, but I don't think it's worth breaking up over.
It's 5:30am in Vegas and I'm eating McDondalds next to crying prostitutes.....low point.
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
Men are not even allowed to look at you without a condom on.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Please come collect your inebriated significant other. He just sleep-farted and scared my cats. Please hurry.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
So I took my bra off and threw it in the bushes before we went to the bars..
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