Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
He kissed a someone with a penis
He about cried when I ordered pizza online. He said it was a miracle.
I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I need to get my pants from under your porch. People are asking questions.
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I need you to use more vowels.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
Well I didn't spend $7 on an Uber just to get limp dick
it's your last night here, let's make it one we may or may not remember.
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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