East Village: Only place you can play pac man while eating a pineapple hotdog, go to the bar next door and see a graphic blowjob on every tv
i saved all my weight watcher points for this alcohol
im pretty sure one of the guys i was dancing with at graffiti wrote on my back "you rock". now feel like a danced with a 5 year old.
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
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Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
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I'm at a gyno in Japan. Safe to say every possible rule of etiquette is about to be broken. Buckle up, motherfuckers.
cops tried arresting me on the way to class this morning.. this is my life.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
my mom is feeding me weed brownies...god help us
Why are there condoms taped to the handle of Tito’s?
I get horny when I drink, pregnant when I fuck and I never lose the booze unlike my purse
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