He had one of those small greek statue penises
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Waking up next to a 3 inch puddle of water in my kitchen with a bathing suit on...what the fuck went on lastnight
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
I DON'T WANT TO KNOW THE SCIENTIFIC REASONING BEHIND WHY I STARTED A HAREM ESPECIALLY NOT FROM A GUY IN THE HAREM!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
If I could drink as much and have the amount of sex he has at his age, well I'd probably be dead
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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