i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
do herpes really smell.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
Adults smoke weed in footie pajamas man. You just gotta accept me for who I am.
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
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