I don't think brook has ever known best
Last night after we fucked, I washed my vag in vodka so I wouldn't get an STD
Or, you could have used a condom
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
She insisted we fuck to Ludacris, not how I imagined popping her lesbian cherry would be. I tried delt and I liked it.
She legitimately thought I was hiding in the fridge, then she checked the second one to be sure
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
My last 2 google image searches were 'a lot of pudding' followed by 'a generous portion of pudding'
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
You still owe me one bodily function mess clean up.
You pee on the floor one time and you never hear the end of it...
Shame is for Republicans.
Randomize
