There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
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Noooo. I told you she WAS a cancer. Not that she HAS cancer. This was the one time being a doctor didnt get you laid you alcoholic bastard
We are getting high tomorrow and being statues at the cafeteria. Come find us.
Remember, ur body isn't a visitors center
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Winning the lottery was the best thing that ever happened to my penis.
Greatest pickup line ever: "We are out celebrating winning the lottery."
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How's dating the med student working out for you?
After we had sex last night he showed me where my spleen was.
A true anatomy project.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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