Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
We've started traveling with Michael and Patrick so we can pretend we're two legit straight couples.
A charade that fell apart the second another couple on the cruse found Sarah face down in my box on an observation deck.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
I'm so high right now that I winked back at a character in this TV show.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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